have you ever known that somewhere someone was having a sex dream and and then been jealous that you weren’t also having one?
interesting that girls are so hated. how often i have heard: “well, girls are just like that.” “i’m glad i have all boys.” “i don’t like girls; all of my friends are guys.” “i think that’s just the way girls are.” “whew. glad i don’t have a daughter.” “girls just don’t deal with things like boys...
perhaps the biggest (out of the many grand) perk of being broke is that it breaks down the age barrier that is usually pointed out when i talk to anyone remotely older than me. “i just bought this great original release record of _____.” => “i saw them live.” “everything is just really fucked up, you know?” => “well, when i was your...
stella: it's good to talk to you. it's been too long.
mera: i know! how are you? how is your life?
stella: not so amazing. i am still unemployed and i am markedly lonely. how are you doing?
mera: i'm doing okay. just trying to figure out what to do when i graduate. where to move, jobs, etc..
stella: that's a tough one. i wish i was a better example of the possibilities for a recent grad... but here i am simply spending my days coming up with reasons not to kill myself. oh yeah. i am wildly depressed, did i mention that? and i started smoking.
mera: i can't believe you started smoking.
today ethel’s alter-ego did her taxes. she went to a vegetarian restaurant and ate some kale and carrots. her friends commented on her new smoking habit then she had a cigarette. (she is kind of angsty.) she ordered a soy latte with two extra shots and interviewed over the phone for a corporate job. she brushed her teeth and changed her jeans and arrived just on time for...